Okay guys, that’s it.
Final post, I promise.
Thanks for all the fun. I’ll miss you all.
Being in this group has definitely impacted my life.
But there’s no place for me here anymore. No purpose. No reason to live.
Not when I’ve screwed over everyone that’s important to me.
Forgive me, please.
i think this was on thursday
sometimes I think I act like a stereotypical homosexual and begin to wonder
but then I remember I have the fucking hottest woman alive at home on my bed and then I realize
yeah i’m not homosexual at least not 100%
Remember when we invited like ten people to our wedding and then ended up getting married by ourselves?
petition to dump hayley in a hair removal pool so i don’t have to keep track of her hair color(s)
My life story:
-reminder that I’m emptying out my drafts folder-
-the rest are about Hayley, I’ll probably cry-
i’m a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout
when to tip me over tea pours out
so tip me over and OH FUCKING GOD I’M SO SORRY
I WET THE TABLE
THIS IS NOT OKAY
*whispers* I FUCKING LIED I’M ACTUALLY YELLING IN YOUR EAR
I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY
but I actually hate loves songs so I hate you k bye