Okay guys, that’s it.

Final post, I promise.

Thanks for all the fun. I’ll miss you all.

Being in this group has definitely impacted my life.

But there’s no place for me here anymore. No purpose. No reason to live.

Not when I’ve screwed over everyone that’s important to me.

Forgive me, please.

- Brendon


i think this was on thursday

posted 1 year ago

sometimes I think I act like a stereotypical homosexual and begin to wonder

but then I remember I have the fucking hottest woman alive at home on my bed and then I realize

yeah i’m not homosexual at least not 100%


Remember when we invited like ten people to our wedding and then ended up getting married by ourselves?


petition to dump hayley in a hair removal pool so i don’t have to keep track of her hair color(s)

posted 1 year ago

My life story:


-reminder that I’m emptying out my drafts folder-

-the rest are about Hayley, I’ll probably cry-

posted 1 year ago

i’m a little teapot short and stout

here is my handle here is my spout

when to tip me over tea pours out

so tip me over and OH FUCKING GOD I’M SO SORRY

I WET THE TABLE

THIS IS NOT OKAY


*whispers* I FUCKING LIED I’M ACTUALLY YELLING IN YOUR EAR

posted 1 year ago

I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY

but I actually hate loves songs so I hate you k bye